THE PROFESSIONALS' LIST

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PROF PEREZ AXCUL LET HIS STUDENTS COME IN TO HIS IMPROVISED TEACHING ROOM AT HIS MOTHER’S LIVINGROOM…THE CUBAN STATE SECURITY ENJOYING THE `LIVE SHOW’ FROM NOT SO FAR AWAY. THEY WERE TRYING & TESTING THEIR NEWLY ACQUIRED `SIMON BOLIVAR’ SATTELITE TOGETHER WITH CASTRO’S COMPUTER SCHOOL OF HAVANA TO SAY GOOD BYE TO THE DYING OLD DICTATOR. BROUGHT FROM VENEZUELA WITH AN UNDERWATER CABLE…THIS TIME `EL-COMANDATE-TEAM’ WAS ON THE SPOT DIRCTLY CONNECTED WITH PUNTO CERO & CAYO PIEDRA, EVEN IN PUNTA GORDA & MARIA LA GORDA EVERYONE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON.

ONE SCRTACH WITH PROOF & EVIDENCE & THEY WOULD HAVE USE FIDEL CASTRO’S INSURANCE COMPANY TO PAY FOR THE SCRATCH. THE CUBAN PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE INSSURANCE OR PRIVATE MILITARY CLINICS. THEY HAVE PUBLIC GREASY-JOINT- HOSPITALS

NOONE WAS GONNA LAUGH AT `THE CUBAN WOLVES’ & THE CUBAN `MAQUINARIA’. IT WAS AN HONOR TO FINALLY TAKE REVANGE ON POSADA CARRILES, THE C.I.A & THE IMPERIALISTS BEFORE THE BOSS.

MOST OLD BEER-DRINK-FRIENDS & COLLEGUES STAYED AWAY. THE ONES THAT GOT CLOSE WAS TO FIND OUT IF I HAD SAY ANYTHING IN THE INTERROGATION.

`…ME VOY CON EL COMANDANTE…MY FATHER DOES NOT HAVE TO SIGN ETERNAL LAWYALTY TO THE CUBAN `REBI-LUTION’. HE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SIGN…’

PEREZ AXCUL STILL CALLS THE WOLVES & THE MAQUINARIA – THE ROMANTICS- THEY STILL HARBORED THE HOPE THEY COULD CONVERT ME TO A COMMUNIST TO TAKE REVANGE ON THE U.S.A & THE AMERICANS.

AFTER `EL PADRE COLOMBIANO’ CAME TO SEE HIM, PEREZ AXCUL IN HIS CONSCIENCE HUNGER STRIKE FOR THE CUBAN C.S.I MUMBLED: `HOW LONG ARE THEY GONNA FORCE CONFESSIONS USING GOD‘S MESSENGERS. I HAD TO CONFESS I HAD BETRAYED THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF IN FRONT OF MY BAPTIZER TO PLAY FOR TIME & FIND A WAY OUT TO ESCAPE’…

LESSON PLAN

OBJECTIVES:

- WRITE TO THE SWISS EMBASY

-WRITE TO THE GERMAN CONSULATE

-WRITE TO THE CANADIAN CONSULATE

TEACHING METHOD: ENGLISH WITHOUT BORDERS.

-EXERCISE:

PLEASE TRANSLATE THE FOLLOWING TEXT INTO SPANISH; THE TRANSLATION IS DOWN BELOW, BUT DO NOT READ IT BEFORE COMPLETING THE TASK. NO ’PONIES“ ALLOWED. NO CHEATING.

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TEXT

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THERE IS A ’BLACK LIST‘ ( SLAVES‘ LIST ). EVERY CUBAN MUST PAY THEIR SLAVE HOLDERS’ FEES TO KEEP THE RESIDENCY WITH THE TRADERS,THE (P.R.E) PERMISO DE RESIDENCIA EN EL EXTERIOR, IS THE CUBAN BALL & CHAIN. PUNCTUALLY AT THE ’INTELLIGENCE CENTERS‘, ATTEND THE SLAVES TO PRAISE THE ‚MAYORAL‘ TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO THE BARRACKS. THE OLD & ILL SLAVES CAN NOT MAKE IT TO THE `PALENQUES’ OR TO FREEDOM. THE MISBEHAVING SLAVES WILL BE TAKEN TO THE `TREE’ FOR PUNISHMENT,IF THEY DO NOT OBEY THEIR MASTERS ON THE VISIT. THEIR FREEDOM’S LETTER WILL BE REMOVED. EITHER THEY OBEY OR COMPLY, OR THE ‚ `CUBAN PALENQUES ABROAD’ WILL DECIDE IF THEY ARE ALLOWED IN THE DISTANT COLONIES:

MENU:

-THE TORONTO COLONY

-THE NEW YORK COLONY

-THE LONDON COLONY

- THE BERLIN COLONY

-THE MADRID COLONY

-THE BERN COLONY

-THE RUSSIAN COLONY

-THE AFRICAN COLONY

WAIT A MINUTE. IS THIS NOT WHERE WE CAME FROM, AFRICA?

WE ARE GONNA STAY. WE WILL NOT GO BACK!!!!!

CUBA WILL BE FREE LIKE THE REST OF THE CARIBBEN. THE ONLY AND THE LAST ’CARIBBEAN COLONY‘.

MEMBERS OF THE CUBAN OFFSHORE COLONIES (SEE THE MENU):

-BASEBALL SLAVES

-WRESTLING SLAVES

-SINGERS & CLOWNS (ENTERTAINERS)

-MUSICIANS & DRUMMERS

-TEACHERS & DOCTORS

-WEB CAM SLAVES & NEWLY PROFI ADQUISITIONS.

- ANDROIDS & COMPUTERS (DIGI TECH)….ETC.

THE UNIVERSITY LEADERSHIP OF THE EUROPEAN COUNTRY WAS AMAIZED AND SORRY TO SEE THAT A CUBAN POF COULD NOT START A COURSE WHEN HE HAD ALREADY PAID. THE MONEY TRANSFER WAS SENT BACK TO HIS BANK ACCOUNT WITH DISAPPOINTMET. A RARE THING FOR A COUNTRY WHERE, AFTER PAYING, THE CONTRACT TERMS & CONDITIONS ARE ENFORCED IN TIME ACCORDING TO THE CURRENT LAW.

’THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU. THESE ARE THE RULES‘

SAID THE UNI EMPLOYEE:

`THE SCARCE EXPLANATION WHERE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT TO DO, WHY, & WHEN. WE CAN NOT INTERFERE IN CUBA’S INTERNAL AFFAIRS. COOPERATION & COLLABORATION ARE A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR. THE ONLY LANGUAGE WE UNDERSTAND IS SALSA PARTY AND SALSA LESSONS. ESPECIALLY CASINO & RUMBA IN HAVANA, BRAZIL, AND SOUTH AMERICA.’

WHISPERED THE UNI EMPLOYEE AS SHE MOVED UNCONSCIOUSLY HER HIPS WHISPERING A SALSA TONE.

THE PROF WHISPERED TO HIMSELF:

WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? I USED TO BE A TOUR GUIDE IN GAVIOTA VARADERO:

PARQUE JOSONES, CLUB MED, EL CORAL, ALDEA TAINA, CROCODILE FARM, BAY OF PIGS, PLAYA LARGA, EL CENOTE DIVING, TOPES DE COLLANTES, EL ROCIO WATERFALL, GUANAYARA, CASA DE LA GALLEGA, REPARTO KHOLY, KHOLY HOTEL, CUEVA DEL INDIO, LA GRANJITA SYBONEY, EL VIEJO Y EL MAR. MARINA HEMMINGWAY, FINCA LA VIJIA, RANCHO GAVIOTA, GEEP SAFARY, CARBLONERAS…

IF I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE & YOU TOO, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR? WHO WANTS TO PROTECT WITHOUT- HELP-CRIMINALS & INSANITY?

WHO WANTS TO PLAY ROBIN HOOD, FORTUNE HUNTING. WHO WANTS TO CATCH UP WITH THE GONE PAST, OR RECOVER OLD WAR TROPHIES. THAT IS COMMUNIST- FEDERALIST-ADOCTRINATION.

IF YOU OWE SOMTHING GIVE IT RIGHT NOW. DON’T WAIT UNTILL THEY DIE SO THAT YOU CAN COVER UP MURDER, ESPIONAGE, & CRIME….

Love 💓 Luisito